Billingham Forum 10 May 2022 — It’s a strange night tonight. The venue is about two thirds full¹, and over the course of the evening it’s clear that this troubles Ed just a bit because it keeps coming up. There are reasons of course, principal of which is the fact actually sitting here tonight has only…

Tyne Theatre, 5 May 2022 — Well, it’s been a mad old time. This was the week of the five gigs¹, and tonight is the last. It’s always nice to come to the Tyne Theatre. It’s a lovely auditorium, and the vibe is always relaxed and friendly. I had a brief but friendly chat in the…

Newcastle City Hall, 3 May 2022 — Oh, to be 17 in 1967, down at UFO or any number of the other groovy happenings in the Summer of Love. For those of us too young to have ever been there (i.e …

Durham Gala Theatre: 29 April 2022 — There’s just something about a Half Man Half Biscuit gig that’s not quite like anything else, especially for repeat offenders like me . Yes, it’s a roomful of mostly middle aged men jumping up and down like loons and not worrying about the arthritis until you can’t get out of…

I just sent this letter to my MP. This was about as short as I dared go within the bounds of at least some semblance of politeness, because right now I am angry almost beyond the point of rational speech. Dear Robert Goodwill, This will be a relatively short message…

Middlesbrough Town Hall: 8 April 2022 — A lot has happened to Rachel Parris in the last three years, and the pandemic, as we discover later, appears to have been the least of it. …

A portmanteau of wankery — Twats walk among us. They breathe the same air, sadly sometimes continuing to exhale as they do, often mask-free, as they wander about the place. Mostly it is just the background thrum of quotidan bellendery that offends us. And honestly, I don’t exclude myself from this. Sometimes I’m a twat…

No, this piece is really not what you think. — DISCLAIMER: This is probably not going to be that coherent. It’s written on the hoof, and as it continues it feels mostly like a bit of rage piece, so there will be typos. Apologies in advance. I was alerted to this book by a friend on Twitter. She saw a…

Ok, so I talked about Zoolook, and because I’ve done that, I feel that I really have to talk about Equinoxe now. Equinoxe is a problematic album in the Jarre canon, because it’s the one immediately after THAT one, the one everyone knows, or at the very least knows one…